Relax-a-Flex by JAM
W - HJGHCDEFGH - THE DUDES IN JAM UNPROUDLY PRESENTS A REST PRODUCT DEMO CALLED _RELAXAFLEX_ CONTAINING MOSTLY OLD PARTS WHICH HAS BEEN LYING IN OUR DISKBOXES FOR A LONG TIME]]] PROCESSOR TERRORIZING BY TCHAD^ FAT^ LIKE TCHAD^ CHARS BY TJOST^ SID MANIPULATION BY ROB HUBBARD^ FROM THE GAME NINETEEN[ FLUMMING BY MAC[ STUPID IDEAS FOR THIS INTRO BY TCHAD_N MAC AND FINALLY THE MIXED PIXELS THAT LOOKS LIKE _JAM_ WAS MADE BY HOIST] BAH]] WHAT NEXT]]] WELL]]] HMM]] TJA]] PRESS DA PLASTIC ONE] ]]]]]]]PARAWRAP]]]]]]] - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN!- - C - H THE DUDES IN JAM UNPROUDLY PRESENTS A REST PRODUCT DEMO CALLED _RELAXAFLEX_ CONTAINING MOSTLY OLD PARTS WHICH HAS BEEN LYING IN OUR DISKBOXES FOR A LONG TIME - ] PROCESSOR TERRORIZING BY TCHAD^ FAT^ LIKE TCHAD^ CHARS BY TJOST^ SID MANIPULATION BY ROB HUBBARD^ FROM THE GAME NINETEEN[ FLUMMING BY MAC[ STUPID IDEAS FOR THIS INTRO BY TCHAD_N MAC AND FINALLY THE MIXED PIXELS THAT LOOKS LIKE _JAM_ WAS MADE BY HOIST] - E BAH]] WHAT NEXT - PRESS DA PLASTIC ONE] - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN!- -
I - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - !UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU - MAC MADE THIS FONT!!! - WELL, IT IS TIME TO PRESS SPACE... - - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN! - - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - MAC MADE THIS FONT - ^I WELL, IT IS TIME TO PRESS SPACE - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN! - 
JAM - JUST ANOTHER MIRACLE - JJ"C3?AQQAUQ!QQ1SSQ223 ( - D MAC 1X1 FONT AND JAM LOGO - JJ"C3?AQQAUQ!QQ1SSQ223 ( - THE END IS HERE... CREDITS FOR THIS LAST PART: CODING BY TJOST IDEAS BY TJOST AND MAC 1X1 FONT AND JAM LOGO BY HOIST MUSIC BY BOUNCY BYTES THE END LOGO BY CYPHER JAM - JUST ANOTHER MIRACLE! - FEEL VERY WELCOME TO THE LAST PART... PRESS SPACE TO TURN PAGEFIRST LETS TELL YOU THAT WE NEED MORE MEMBERS!! ESPECIALLY GRAPHICIANS AND MUSICIANS! SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN JAM THEN SEND A SAMPLE TO MAC, OR CALL HIM VOICE AT: +46(0)511-23011 YOU CAN ALSO CALL THE JAM-EPIC BOARD DREAMLINE AT: +46(0)511-23192... ADDRESS WILL FOLLOW NOW! MARCUS CARLSSON LILLA BRAENNEBO 533 92 LUNDSBRUNN SWEDEN YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT HIM FOR SWAPPING.... THAT'S IT.... HAVE A NICE DAY!!! - JJ"C3?AQQAUQ!QQ1SSQ223 ( - K THE END IS HERE - Q CREDITS FOR THIS LAST PART: - S CODING BY TJOST - V IDEAS BY TJOST AND MAC - N 1X1 FONT AND JAM LOGO BY HOIST - N MUSIC BY BOUNCY BYTES - S THE END LOGO BY CYPHER - 7 JAM - JUST ANOTHER MIRACLE! - FEEL VERY WELCOME TO THE - ^ PRESS SPACE TO TURN PAGEFIRST LETS TELL YOU THAT WE NEED MORE MEMBERS!! ESPECIALLY GRAPHICIANS - F AND MUSICIANS! - E SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN JAM THEN SEND A SAMPLE TO - MAC, OR CALL HIM VOICE - YOU CAN ALSO CALL THE JAM-EPIC BOARD DREAMLINE AT: +46(0)511-23192 - . ADDRESS WILL FOLLOW NOW! - MARCUS CARLSSON - I LILLA BRAENNEBO - H 533 92 LUNDSBRUNN - I YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT HIM - I HAVE A NICE DAY - 
A F G H A F G H A F G H!T - C D E I P Q R S P Q R S U - B J K J B J K J L M N M!L - BDFHJLNPRTVXZ/^ C, - - THIS SCROLL WAS WRITTEN IN A BIG HURRY COZ' IT'S GUNS'N ROSES CONCERT AND I HAVN'T FIXED EVERYTHING YET!! LET'S BLOW THE CREDZ: CODE, ALOGO, SPRITES, DESIGN BY ZATT LOGO, FONT BY HOIST MUSIC BY ZYRON/ANTIC!! I HAVN'T GOT THE FAINTEST IDEA WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT SO I THINK YOU'D BETTER WATCH THE MULTIPLEXER FOR A WHILE!!! KNOCK KNOCK I HAVE TO DRINK SOMETHING COZ' I'M THIRSTY!!! INTERESTING??? IT'S VERY ANNOYING TO KNOW THAT MY FRIENDS ARE AT PETRAS HQ AND THEY'RE HAVING SOME KINDAH SEX THERE!! DOBIDUBIDU......... I HOPE I CAN GO TO DENMARK THIS YEAR!! IT WOULD BE NICE FOR SURE!! EBBA GR/N, URIN & GUNS'N ROSES RULEZ!! J A M BL[[[ NOW I'M SO TIRED OF THIS SO I SAVE THIS AND SEND IT TO TJOST!!! ZATT/JAM -92 - FUCK OFF AND DIE! - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN! - JAM - JUST ANOTHER MIRACLE C - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - A F G H A F G H A F G H!T - CC D E I P Q R S P Q R S U - B J K J B J K J L M N M!L - BDFHJLNPRTVXZ/^ G, - ACEHJLNPQSUWXZ[/^_ !"##$%%&& - &%%$#"! _^]/ZYWVTRQOMKIGEB - THIS SCROLL WAS WRITTEN IN A BIG HURRY COZ' IT'S GUNS'N ROSES CONCERT AND I HAVN'T FIXED EVERYTHING YET!! LET'S BLOW THE CREDZ: CODE, ALOGO, SPRITES, DESIGN BY ZATT LOGO, FONT BY HOIST MUSIC BY ZYRON/ANTIC!! I HAVN'T GOT THE FAINTEST IDEA WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT SO I THINK YOU'D BETTER WATCH THE MULTIPLEXER FOR A WHILE - ! KNOCK KNOCK I HAVE TO DRINK SOMETHING COZ' I'M THIRSTY - ? IT'S VERY ANNOYING TO KNOW THAT MY FRIENDS ARE AT PETRAS HQ AND THEY'RE HAVING SOME KINDAH SEX THERE!! DOBIDUBIDU - I. I HOPE I CAN GO TO DENMARK THIS YEAR!! IT WOULD BE NICE FOR SURE!! - J EBBA GR/N, URIN & GUNS'N ROSES RULEZ!! - [ NOW I'M SO TIRED OF THIS SO I SAVE THIS AND SEND IT TO TJOST - FUCK OFF AND DIE! - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN! - 
THE LOADER BETWEEN THE ESCOS PART AND THE SUNSET PART, SOMETIMES FUCKS UP!!! SO, IF IT FUCKS UP.. THEN JUST LOAD IT SEPARATE!! SORRY, BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO FIX THIS SMALL BUG. YOURS: MAC/JAM - 
*))(' - HIS PART WAS DONE ONLY TO BRING YOU THIS - RKANOID AND THESE COMPLETE GREETINGS FROM - ORE OF ARTS - - HIS PART WAS DONE ONLY TO BRING YOU THIS - RKANOID AND THESE COMPLETE GREETINGS FROM - ORE OF ARTS - - AP....AND SOME SPECIAL ONES TO SEVERAL PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD... - PACE!! ..... - PHDBA(J<JTJBBBBB^>Y<TBB - B !!! (JTJOJB #TLIFC*BE^YTOJBBP - > - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN! - 
H - HOWDY MY DEAR FRIEND - E THIS IS TJOST SPEAKING IN THIS NEAT PART CREATED BY KAOZ OF JAM - AND WHILE I'M ON TO TH HOWDY MY DEAR FRIEND..... THIS IS TJOST SPEAKING IN THIS NEAT PART CREATED BY KAOZ OF JAM...... AND WHILE I'M ON TO THAT I CAN ASWELL MENTION THAT IT WAS KAOZ THAT MADE THIS FONT TOO.... AND SCORTIA OF STARION MADE THE AUDIAL CONTRIBUTION.... THIS DEMO MIGHT NOT BE SO IMPRESSIVE, AND THAT'S NOT THE MEENING EITHER.... WE JUST TOOK SOME OLD PARTS THAT WE DIDN'T THINK QUALIFIED FOR OUR BETTER PRODUCTIONS AND PUT IT TOGETHER.... AND ADDED SOME OTHER PARTS THAT WERE MADE IN THE RUSH WHEN WE RELEASED IT.... ADVERTISE: IF YOU ARE A GRAPHICIAN OR A MUSICIAN OR ANY OTHER PRODUCING GUY AND FEEL LIKE YOU WANNA JOIN OUR CREW THEN YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, COZ WE NEED NEW MEMBERS!!! JUST LOOK IN THE LAST PART TO GET AN ADDRESS TO WRITE TO.... NOTE TO KAOZ: CAN'T YOU CHANGE BACK TO FISH AGAIN??? EVERYBODY HERE THOUGHT IT WAS A COOLER NAME THAN KAOZ..... BUT THAT'S TOTALLY UP TO YOU, IT'S ONLY A SMALL HINT WHAT WE THINK.... WELL, TIME IS GETTIN' SHORT AND I MUST UPLOAD THIS TO MAC RIGHT AWAY, SO WHY NOT FINISH HERE??? YEAH, WHY??? PARAWRAP!!! - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN!- - JAM - JUST ANOTHER MIRACLE C - HOWDY MY DEAR FRIEND - E THIS IS TJOST SPEAKING IN THIS NEAT PART CREATED BY KAOZ OF JAM - AND WHILE I'M ON TO THAT I CAN ASWELL MENTION THAT IT WAS KAOZ THAT MADE THIS FONT TOO - E AND SCORTIA OF STARION MADE THE AUDIAL CONTRIBUTION - F THIS DEMO MIGHT NOT BE SO IMPRESSIVE, AND THAT'S NOT THE MEENING EITHER - WE JUST TOOK SOME OLD PARTS THAT WE DIDN'T THINK QUALIFIED FOR OUR BETTER PRODUCTIONS AND PUT IT TOGETHER - . AND ADDED SOME OTHER PARTS THAT WERE MADE IN THE RUSH WHEN WE RELEASED IT - F ADVERTISE: IF YOU ARE A GRAPHICIAN OR A MUSICIAN OR ANY OTHER PRODUCING GUY AND FEEL LIKE YOU WANNA JOIN OUR CREW THEN YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, COZ WE NEED NEW MEMBERS - JUST LOOK IN THE LAST PART TO GET AN ADDRESS TO WRITE TO - E NOTE TO KAOZ: CAN'T YOU CHANGE BACK TO FISH AGAIN - ? EVERYBODY HERE THOUGHT IT WAS A COOLER NAME THAN KAOZ - E. BUT THAT'S TOTALLY UP TO YOU, IT'S ONLY A SMALL HINT WHAT WE THINK - F WELL, TIME IS GETTIN' SHORT AND I MUST UPLOAD THIS TO MAC RIGHT AWAY, SO WHY NOT FINISH HERE - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN!- - 
JAM - JUST ANOTHER MIRACLE C - HERE IS MAC ON THE KEYS... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE IN THIS SCROLL... SO LETS HAVE SOME COMMERICIAL FOR THE JAM AND EPIC BOARD "DREAMLINE" IT'S OPEN 24HRS/DAY, SPEED 1200/2400 BAUD. DREAMLINE IS THE THIRD BIGGEST BOARD IN SWEDEN. CALL +46-511-23192 FOR THE LATEST JAM AND EPIC WAREZ!! WELL, THAT WAS THAT... AND NOW SOME NEWS... BLACK SAMURAI & CYPHER LEFT JAM TO JOIN A GAME PRODUCING GROUP CALLED FASHION DESIGN. BLACK SAMURAI RENAMED TO "JIM". SO WE ARE IN NEED OF GRAPHICANS! SEND YOUR EXAMPLES TO MAC OF JAM! LOOK IN ANOTHER PART FOR MY ADDRESS!! MJULF PO ER, TJOST IS HERE.... WELL, THIS PART IS NOT SO WELL CODED, BUT PRETTY WELL DESIGNED (I THINK)..... AS A MATTER OF FACT, NONE OF THE PARTS IN THIS DEMO IS VERY WELL CODED.... THE PARTS IS SOME OLD PARTS THAT WE NEVER HAVE MADE ANYTHING OF, SO WE THOUGHT 'WHY NOT GET RID OF IT??? AND SO WE DID.... AND HERE IS THE RESULT.... "RELAXAFLEX" (WHAT A FLUMMY NAME (NAMED AFTER A MADRASS (SENG ALLTSO (SOM MAN SOVER I (PO NETTERNA (ALLTSO!!!))))) HMMM, ALOT OF PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK THAT WE ARE IN WAR WITH ANTIC, BUT THAT IS COMPLETELY WRONG..... WE ONLY SAID THAT WE DISLIKE SOME CERTAIN PERSONES IN THE SCENE THAT HAD BEHAVED PRETTY ROTTEN AGAINST US (WE WONT WRITE THEIR NAMES, COZ IF WE DO THEY WILL GET HYSTERIC) SO, NOW YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS WAS ONLY A PERSONAL MATTER, AND THAT WE HAVE NEVER MEANT TO START A "WAR" AGAINST ANY GROUPS..... PARAWRAP!!! - ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PART..... MIXED BYTES AND FAT CHAR BY TJOST, MIXED PICTURE PIXELS BY BLACK SAMURAI (JIM), MONO SOUND BY MIXER OF ORIGO..... ANY OTHER EFFECTS BY TJOST.... WHY DON'T YOU GIVE THE KIXXING JAM+EPIC BOARD A CALL AT: +46(0)511-23192.... OH, DU FLESKIGA FONTANELL.... WE ARE RIGHT NOW AT MAC'S PLACE HAVING A LITTLE FLUM MEETING WHERE WE TRY TO FINISH THIS 'DEMO'..... COOL MC WAS HERE EARLIER TODAY, BUT NOW HE HAS LEFT (THE CLOCK IS ABOUT 2 AM OR SOMETHING) RED DEVIL SHOULD HAVE COME TODAY, BUT IT SEEMS AS HE HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT. WELL, THERE IS NO TIME FOR WRITING THIS LAME SHIT, SO LET'S END HERE, RIGHT??? ....PARWARAP.... - JJ"C3?AQQAUQ!QQ1SSQ223 ( - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN! - DJJ"C3?AQQAUQ!QQ1SSQ223 ( - FGGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - CERROR WHILE LOADING! SPACE TO TRY AGAIN! -